Have you seen what passes for a sales aid these days? Well, of course you have. You’re probably working on the latest outrage right now. What a misnomer! There are exceptions, sure, but most of these rags fail to deliver on either of the verbs in their moniker. They don’t sell. And they’re of no assistance to anybody. They make the rep sound stupid. They make the company look like it’s managed by morons. They don’t help the physician know what to expect from the drug. They don’t paint an accurate picture of the patient benefits. And…they don’t sell.
What’s that? Oh, it’s the rep that sells? Not the sales aid? No doubt there are a few reps who could sell a laxative to a neurosurgeon with just a cucumber and some sandpaper, but the vast majority of your reps need help! They need a well-designed, thoughtful, concise, accurate, honest detail piece.
Why? Well, it’s not like a lot of work didn’t go into producing the detail. No doubt there’s a written brief somewhere. Countless rounds of design. Research. Approval signatures. Money spent. Blood spilled. It too often starts out with good intentions and ends up a piece of crap.
Here’s what I think. At every step down the slippery slope to mediocrity, there was a decision made that went against somebody’s better judgment. And that person didn’t have the grit to stand up and say—No way! Or, if she did, she was overruled. And here’s the biggest irony. At every step along the way, at each incremental defeat of reason, the “decision maker” with thumb prominently turned down was probably paying good money for the questioner’s expertise. You can’t make this stuff up, folks.
Here’s an example. Say a copywriter crafts a subhead to put across a particularly tricky piece of the communication strategy. The client is paying a whack of dollars for that copywriter’s output, appropriately so because that copywriter has spent years thoughtfully honing her ability through experience to the point where she really does know what she’s doing, which is why she was commissioned in the first place. Nevertheless, someone who is being paid to do something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT will be convinced that he is more suited to writing the subhead, and it will be changed. Dumbed down. Messed up. Over and out. How bizarre is that?
No one is served by this happening. And it happens all day, every day, in the world of pharma marketing. You know what I’m talking about. No wonder physicians could care less.